#Did Chayanne even talk to Phil after all that happened

[chayannecraft]

Can we talk about the moment today where when Chayanne was upset about Tallulah telling Phil about what happened, when Phil asked “Do you guys not trust me?” Chayanne DIDN’T EVEN SAY ANYTHING HE JUST LEFT (Unless I missed something in that stream, but that’s what I saw happen)

[isa-ghost]

isa my beloved not to be demanding on main but can you pls give me some hcs for phil but like specifically aimed around the time he first adopted each of his kids? 🥺

i’m very 👀 to see if you have any thoughts on his attitudes or behaviours with them being different then as opposed to how he is now

you can also throw in stuff for missa too if u want as he is also their dad and I imagine some hcs might overlap ghgh

(this is oopsie btw i forget if i told u about me refreshing my main blog lmao)

Oh bet? I'm gonna do Phil's first impressions for each of them. :)

qPhil headcanons masterlist

Chayanne

"Oh god this kid is gonna die why is he obsessed with the edge of the WALL"

It was all over for him when Chayanne took that bath in the 2x2 puddle on top of the wall.

It was double over when the phantoms came down and he, Missa AND Chayanne all freaked the fuck out and ran into that teeny tiny house.

The SECOND Chayanne was like "I wanna kick ass and be a protector and fighter actually" Phil was like THIS IS MY SON AND I WILL KILL FOR HIM NOT JUST BECAUSE I'M OBLIGATED TO FOR THIS EVENT.

Honestly he couldn't believe he got so lucky when he and Missa picked Chayanne in the adoption center. How did he manage to pick an egg so compatible with him, interested in the things Phil has spent eons investing time and effort in.

Lullah

He was extremely nervous. He was nervous with Chayanne too but this was a different kind of nervous. Lullah was this soft, sweet, kind of timid little girl and he'd spent all his time so far being all rough and tumble and doing warrior shit with Chayanne. Now he had this lil girl who was Much different than them to take care of. He had no idea how it was gonna go and he was terrified smth would happen on his watch (he wasn't wrong).

He felt even worse bc there was this clear "this isn't my family, and I've barely gotten to know my family before being dumped on someone else" vibe he could do very little about. Mans was totally scrambling to figure out a way to make Tallulah feel more like she belonged with them. He wanted her comfortable at least.

And then her affinity for flowers came about and he latched onto it. It reminded him of something (Rose). :) He could work with flowers, and turtles.

Knowing him, he felt very attached to her right away, but felt like she took longer to properly attach to him. He assumed she just saw him as Abuelito, an obligation to be around because family or whatever. Mr. Overthinker definitely overthought about how Lullah felt.

But he committed to working his ass off to do whatever he could to make her feel like some sense of her normal was being maintained even in her father's absence. And swore to be as ready to kill for her as he was Chayanne, and not just out of obligation as a babysitter.

Missa

He was SO EXCITED. I don't think he'd talked much to Missa prior to being assigned with him. He thought it'd be a cool opportunity to get to know him more.

Tbh much like with Chayanne, that first OH FUCK family sprint to safety meant it was all over. Something about that moment it just clicked. Like yeah, he could spend the next unforeseen amount of time with this guy and their goofy risk-obsessed egg.

And then he discovered Missa is musical and instantly fell. Not romantically. But boy he fell.

After Day 1 he was super looking forward to spending every day with him and learning more about him (and hearing more guitar and singing).

Something about them communication-wise just instantly clicked as well. They just locked in immediately. Despite the distance they're stuck facing now, that hasn't changed either.

[ghost-likes-drawing]

Just Wish I knew what caused it

(Fitpac exs to lovers)

Ch. 1 (to be named maybe)

Next Chapter

Translations done with assistance from: @caracolast (Portuguese) @keezers and @iridescentpull (Spanish)

Fit was driving along the interstate in silence…. okay mostly silence.

The Radio had given out about an hour beforehand and Ramon was sitting in the passengers seat fixing it; which wasn't all that quiet.

Fit was almost thankful for the lack of music, even if it did mean he couldn't stop thinking, because at least that meant he could wear his prosthetic arm and keep control of the wheel. With this distraction Ramon wasn't itching to take it apart again.

Fit’s mind was wandering, thinking about the circumstances he'd ended up in.

A single father traveling halfway across the country in the middle of summer to live on a ranch with strangers; one of which he had possibly fought in a war with.

The only reason he was even entertaining the idea was because Phil had suggested it.

And the only reason he was going is that he ran out of ways to avoid it.

He had no job, no extended family, and his savings were dwindling fast.

Phil had called Cellbit last week asking if he still needed more hands and if he had space for them.

A few days later, Fit and Ramon had as much of their life as they could fit in the back of their truck, that was almost twice Ramon's age, and were off to California. Everything else of value they managed to get in storage and Fit had a Trust to keep that paid for a while.

And as he thought about how he'd even get their stuff, he realized he didn't ask nearly enough questions. He knew he name of the guy who agreed to hire him; Cellbit. He knows he has kids near Ramon's age and that he is married but to who? Phil mentioned another hand who lived there but through the frenzy Fit didn't at all hear who it was and based on how Phil was talking about it, maybe he was supposed to know one or both of them? And if he didn't were they trustworthy? Were any of them? Fit had already been thinking of that anyway. He didn't care much if something happened to him but if something happened to Ramon, his beautiful baby boy, a gift from heaven, Fit could never-

There's a sudden loud static noise before some cheesy pop song that Fit doesn't know starts playing. The volume is turned down, “Finally! Fuck… look Fit I got it.” Ramon proudly lifted up the radio for Fit to see out of the corner of his eye before Ramon put the Radio back in its spot in the dash.

Fit smiled letting out a breath he didn't know he was holding “Hey good job kid… you're going to make a lot of money one day, just don't forget about me when you're a rich and famous mechanic.” He ruffled Ramon’s hair and Ramon laughed.

“I could never. I learned everything from fixing your shit” Ramon scoffed, smiling before flipping down the visor and opening the mirror.

Ramon gently traced his fingers over his upper lip examining it excitedly. Ramon had wanted a mustache since he was 5 and he finally had some dark lip hair develop after his 15th birthday.

Fit was excited for him. Even if it would come with the discussions of how the hell do you even maintain and clean facial hair. Fit had personal experience and it could be a hassle.

“How much farther do we have?” Fit asked after a bit getting worried they somehow missed the exit.

Ramon checked his phone which was navigating them; “5 miles to the exit, then another 10 till we're actually there. It'll be about 20 minutes”

Fit nodded appreciatively. “Alright then.” he mentally calculated which lanes he should get in and when based off the traffic level in each. “You excited? There's bound to be plenty of stuff that could use your touch.”

Ramon nodded but even only half looking Fit could tell something was off. “…Tallulah and Chayanne wouldn't lie to you about the kids you know”

“I know… it's just a lot of change… and… I still feel like it's my fault.” Ramon shrugged

“Ramon…” Fit cooed in his usual tone when he's trying to be assuring

“I know… I know. You're the one who wore the wrong arm and then lost the data but just-” Ramon faltered

“Ramon, this could have happened without you being around. And honestly my arm was a bad place to store the data I don't know why he insisted upon it.” Fit put his hand on Ramon's shoulder “This isn't a ‘you’ problem. I have it handled now, and if this doesn't work out I'll get us a cheap camping spot and I'll find something eventually.”

Ramon nodded “alright” he hummed and looked out the window “Thanks, dad”

Fit smiled feeling that maybe this time Ramon would internalize it.

Soon they were off the interstate and driving straight until they got to the Ranch. Waiting to meet them was a man Fit hoped was Cellbit, with a child who Fit thought couldn't be older than 6 and an older child that seemed to be around Ramon's age.

The older one was sitting on the fence, swinging his legs. He wore a yellow and green Jersey for a team Fit didn't recognize but seemed to have a Brazilian flag on it. His eyes were covered by his curly hair that he seemed perfectly content on leaving despite acting like a lookout. He was wearing shorts and one of his socks seemed to go up higher than the other. Fit thought this looked odd…

The younger kid, who was using the paved road just inside the fenced area of the ranch to skateboard, was wearing a red and white striped shirt that was definitely to big for him as you could only just see his shorts even though they went to his knees. His knees were covered by his pads, the kid was also wearing a helmet that covered most of his hair but it seemed to have a curl of its own.. He did note this kid probably had the largest pair of glasses he ever saw on someone under 18. The kid almost looked like Where’s Waldo.

The adult, who appeared to be taking a break from his own skateboard, wore a white tank top and brown pants with a green long sleeve tied around his hips. The back of his brown hair, that was graying in the front, was pulled back and he seemed to be enjoying the sun. He turned as he heard Fit’s truck pull up and stop before the gate. He smiled and climbed over and hopped down.

The older kid went to hop down as well but the man clearly recognizing it before it could happen stopped him “Richarlyson! Tua perna não aguenta isso! Não pula dessa altura.”

The kid, Richarlyson, frowned climbing down instead and walked over to stand next to the man. Fit put the car in park and got out. “Hello, my name is Fit. I got hired to work here, I'm looking for Cellbit?”

The man smiled and offered his hands “I'm him, It's nice to meet you, Fit” he looked him over, his eyes eventually landing on his prosthesis “Nice arm, who do you get them from?”

Fit looked at his arm “oh. Uh my son actually made this one, I had kept a bunch of my old arms in a box and he managed to put this together for my birthday one year.”

“Que massa! My Pai made my leg!” Richarlyson proudly proclaimed pulling up his shorts to show where flesh met the sleeve of a prosthetic. That “sock” was not a sock at all but metal painted fully black and honestly it looked very well made.

“Oh wow” Fit looked to Cellbit impressed but Cellbit shook his head.

“Ah! Não sou eu. that's someone else. I mean I am his Pai but not the one who made the leg.” Cellbit chuckled putting an arm on Richarlyson’s back.

Now that Fit was closer, the scars that littered Cellbit’s arm’s and face became more obvious. That was a war veteran if he ever saw one.

“So kid,… uh how old are you?” Fit asked, that was a question you were supposed to ask kids you don't know right?

“14” Richarlyson answers. “You?”

Fit pauses, that's not usually how these conversations go, but before he can answer

"¡Apa Cellbi! ¿Puedo ir y decir hola?" The younger child called

Cellbit waved him over.

The kid took his helmet off and crawled through the fence before running up and hugging Cellbit “Hello!”

“This is my youngest, Pepito” Cellbit introduced

“Aww, hello Pepito, my Name is Fit.”

Pepito pointed to the truck “Who’s he?”

Every one looked to see and Ramon waved through the window realizing he was being stared at.

“That's my son Ramon. He's a bit shy” Fit explained

“Oh okay…” Pepito nodded “I like his hair.”

“I’ll tell him you said so” Fit assured.

“Let me go open the gate and you can drive up to the house” Cellbit said “we’ll catch up”

Fit nodded “I mean, I can drive you. The only stuff in the back passenger area is a couple of suitcases and a cooler that can be put in the back since we're here now.”

Cellbit nodded “Alright, thanks, thank you.”

Cellbit had the kids move to the side and then hopped the gate before getting it open. Fit got back in his truck and after explaining to Ramon, he slowly drove through, the kids walked in and Cellbit closed the gate before Fit got out of truck to move the bags.

Ramon got out too. “Hey Fit” Ramon said grabbing his bag and keeping his voice low.

“Yes, my child?”

Ramon held back a huff “I can sit in the back with the kids” he offered

“You sure?” Fit asked, in Fit’s mind the truck was more Ramon’s then it was his own. Sure Fit bought it well before Ramon was something he even dreamed of having in his life but it only still ran because Ramon had got really into machines at age five. Ramon was his go-to mechanic since he turned eight. When Ramon was ten, Fit adapted his Will to specifically say the truck was not to be sold till Ramon decided. If felt wrong to sit Ramon in the back.

“I'm sure. It's a short drive. Makes you look better if your son has manners anyway.” Ramon nudged Fit with his shoulder

Fit nodded and patted Ramon’s shoulder before everyone filed into the truck.

Since Pepito was so young and Also small for his age, he sat upfront in Cellbit’s lap while Ramon and Richarlyson sat in the back. They were at the house in less than 2 minutes.

“So you're going to just pull up here. There's been a change of plan unfortunately.” Cellbit stated.

Fit stopped the truck and looked to Cellbit, worried.

“The guest house we'd usually have you stay in had a pipe burst and it flooded 2 days ago. It's still getting maintenance.” Cellbit explained “so for the time being you'll be in the guest room in the main house. It does lock” he said assuredly seeing Fit tense up.

Fit nodded. That was fine wasn't too bad, they'd manage. “Thanks for the heads up” he turned the truck off and got out.

As soon as Pepito was allowed to get out he ran into the house to go put the skateboarding things away. Cellbit chuckled and got out as well.

Ramon and Richarlyson waited a second but they didn't have much to stay in the car for, so they followed their dads.

“Mr. Cellbit?” Ramon piped up.

“Hm, yes?” Cellbit looked at him “what is it?”

“If you need help with the pipes situation I might be able to lend a hand” Ramon offered “I'm pretty handy”

Cellbit smiled “that's good to know but I think we got things under control"

“Yea my Pai is handiling it!” Richarlyson smiled “he's pretty good with that stuff.”

“It's true. I'm lucky to have him around” Cellbit shrugged “but hey, maybe he’ll want the help. We can always ask”

The door to the house opened “Cellbit, 'cê não me contou que o funcionário novo 'tava aqui” the door closed.

Fit thought the voice sounded familiar but… no that couldn't be. He looked up to see his new co-worker.

“Foi mal, Pac,” Cellbit states although whatever else he says was drowned out in Fit’s brain as he locks eyes with Pac for the first time in over a decade.

This couldn’t be happening… right? This was all a weird fucked up dream.

“Pai!” Richarlyson runs up to meet Pac pulling him into a hug that disrupts Pac’s eyes from looking into Fit’s as Pac hugs Richarlyson back “Olha pro braço do cara novo! Ele disse que o filho dele que fez, igual você fez minha perna!"”

And the nightmare gets worse as the realization dawns on him that not only has he disturbed his Ex’s peace half way across the country, but that Pac’s husband is his employer. “That’s just great”, Fit thinks.

Fit adjusts his shirt some and finally averts his gaze. Yep, he only feels the shirt in his right hand, he’s wide awake.

“Do you two know each other?” he hears Cellbit ask as the world goes back into focus.

“Oh uh, yea we did.. once..” Fit responds, not daring to lie

“Don't worry about it” Pac adds “it was a while ago.” But Pac’s face hides nothing in this moment. He's not happy. “I'm going back to fixing the guest house” And Pac kisses the top of Richarlyson’s head before walking off.

Without his permission, Fit’s eyes follow Pac .

If Cellbit knows what's happening he saves Fit the embarrassment of making it clear. “Come on. You're probably tired from all the driving. Let’s go get you two settled”

He pats Fit’s back hard enough to bring his attention back to the present and helps them get their bags before he leads him and Ramon inside. Pepito is coloring at the table and Ramon smiles and waves as they pass.

Cellbit leads them upstairs and to a room that's the most separated from the rest on that floor. “Com licença, I need to get the door unlocked”

He counts five bedroom doors and one labeled bathroom plus the one him and Ramon will be sharing for the time being and Fit starts trying to work out who they belong to. Just to keep his bearings. Only two of the doors actually seem to lock so one is probably Cellbit and Pac's while the other probably belongs to the other ranchhand he hasn’t met yet. One of the doors has a little pillow on the outside meant for teeth when parents don't want to risk waking their kids up by going under the pillow. That's probably Pepito’s. One of the blank door’s is probably Richarlyson’s but then who's the other belong to?

Cellbit finally managed to unlock the door, “Entendi!” He hands the key to Fit. Cellbit holds the door for Ramon and Fit as they shuffle in and put their bags to the side. It was a nice room, Decently decorated, there was a photo of an older gentleman labeled “Alfredo” on the bedside table that caused Cellbit to sigh "ai meu Deus...” he rolled his eyes and grabbed it “sorry I thought I cleared all the photos out, my husband must have snuck back in here and left this as a joke.”

Fit nodded not getting the joke himself “No worries. Thank you so much again for this. You have no clue what this means to me”

“Of course, of course, veterans have to look out for eachother.” Cellbit shrugged “and honestly you're saving my ass, we really need the help”

Fit nods and Cellbit leaves them to unpack

“That guy, Richarlyson’s other Pai.. you knew him, more then you let on.” Fit looked to Ramon “didn't you?”

Fit paused but before he could answer he was getting a call and used that as an excuse to avoid the question “one sec Ramon, Hello?”

“Hey Fit, haven't heard from you since you left just making sure you're safe.” It was Phil, he could have checked he just forgot.

“Oh yea… things are good… We got here safe, everyone's been nice…” Fit nodded

“Seeing Pac bothered you more then you thought it would huh?” Phil hummed sympathetically

“You knew?!” Fit demanded

“ I told you! How did you miss that!?” Phil demanded back

Fit paused and the more he thought about it the more of that conversation felt like a blur “You-!… you… probably did…” Fit sighed “yea it shocked me…”

Fit could hear Phil frown “I'm sorry Mate.., would you have not gone if you realized?”

Fit thought about it “no I would have… just would have been nice to be more prepared, it's my own fault I didn't pay attention” he chuckled. Ramon sat down on the bed testing its comfort.

Phil hummed “yea kinda is.” He said in his usual smug tone that at least caused Fit to laugh “but seriously, you going to be alright? It's a big change”

“Yea we’ll be alright don't you worry” Fit assured

“Alright, just remember if you need to talk-”

“I know I know” Fit interrupted “alright old man get back to your kids and let me get back to mine”

Phil scoffed to hide his laugh “yea whatever. Talk soon”

“Talk soon” and Fit hung up

Ramon looked up at him “didn't you” he repeated less a question and more of a reminder.

Fit frowned “well if you have to know, Drama Queen, yes I did. But it doesn't matter. Please drop it.”

Ramon seemed unsatisfied with the answer but shrugged “fine, that picture of the old guy was a really weird joke though right?”

Fit smiled “totally weird. Also ‘Alfredo’?”

Ramon chuckled and nodded “double weird”

Fit chuckled back.

Things just seemed to get complicated whereever Fit goes. But maybe this time… maybe this time things will just be okay.

Next>

Please point out any weird looking errors if you see them so I can fix them. I did get this beta's like twice and I found 3 different problems while making this post.

[considermygenderminecrafted]

hmmmm. Debating makin this post but sure. Fuck it.

context: Sunny felt really hurt over how Phil introduced her to Talullah and some folks are interpreting is as Phil were cruel or that he's tryna be like more fucked up after purgetory

Disclaimer: Sunny is a kid and has every fuckin right to feel how she feels, and interpret things how she does, and it would be great if they talked and figured shit out. Disclaimer over.

Post: Ngl fellas, introducin someone with some banter about a topic you don't see em as insecure about is just kinda summit you Fuckin Do in north england. YUP EVEN WITH THE LITTLENS. My Mam and Dad did it with me nd my sister as a kid, my parents close friends would to it with us, my friends rents do it with them, my mates do with to me, I do it with them. It's like, kinda a thing that just happens,,, It's part of the culture. especially if the person you're introducing them too is nervous, cause its an ice breaker. Like "hey the person you're scared of is a person like you, look they can handle a bit of banter, its all fine we're friends here" type vibes!

Usually, you preface or end it with a compliment to show you're genuine feelings, and usually you don't do it with someone when it's your first meeting with em, but you'll take the piss out of someone you like to show that you like them yknow? Especially if you've like done other shit to establish yous appreciate that thing you're making fun of em about (like qPhil givin Sunny another pretty crown cause she likes gifts and pretty things and feeling like a princess).

You'd also go for something that you don't acutally feel negateiely about, obviously. Phil doesn't give a shit that she and tubbo steal, thats just a like thing that happens sometimes that you can roll your eyes at but whatever kids gonna nick shit /affectionate. It's not a fuckin insult coming from a place to shame or correct, it's intended to be banter, yknow?

Like, its a show that you like the person and know summit about the person and also believe they can handle a bit of banter at their expense. ESPECIALLY if you've seen em take the piss out of you, someone else, or themselves, cause then it's like "oh word you like to play with this dynamic, okay"

And like, does it suck when you misjudge? Absolutely. Does it suck when someone chooses the wrong topic and gets at summit you're genuinely insecure about? Yes. I've had convos with mine being like 'hey can you not use this topic when you're doin banter' and thats like, really fair to do. There are also like more casual ways to tell em to knock it off like, turning it back on them, or lampshadin it etc which are like, accepted way to tell someone to back down a bit, because it's just like. A thing you do here!

Like qPhil takes the piss out of everyone he loves, chayanne and talullah get it all the time, tubbo (the godparents of his kids) gets it SO much, so does fit, so does Etoiles, like its truly is like, just a fuckin, part of friendships.

TO REITERATE. SUNNY HAS EVERY FUCKIN RIGHT TO FEEL THE WAY SHE DOES! SHE IS A KID, SHE'S NOT FROM THE SAME CULTURAL BACKGROUN, SHE DOESN'T KNOW PHIL THAT WELL NOR PHIL AND TUBBOS RELATIONSHIP!!

Did qPhil put his foot in it? Yes. Do they need to have a natter and settle things? Yes.

But it would be fuckin Lovely if we didnae start up "Phil is actually being a bad person and purpose and cc!Phil is making the choice for his character to be bad" when it's just like, a cultural difference from him being northern again

[itsbebebrainrotting]

Town of fobo was all but a ghost town. Which was funny, because there were a lot of more haunted places on Quesadilla island.

Sunny woke up to a dead silent house, the only occasional noise being the chirps of chocobos upstairs and maybe an especially loud horse (the wither skeletons were too far underground to be audible). It was the day before their birthday and she had been stuck in bed for days, no motivation to leave unless someone arrived to give her cookies and keep her going.

Leo had also been holed up in her own bed for days since her own pa had disappeared, lying next to Sunny (the younger girl had started putting her bed in Leo's room since Valentine's day and the older didn't complain). They rarely lay awake at the same time, but, when they did, they didn't say a word to one another. It wasn't a cold uncaring silence, not at all. It was more of an "I'm not comfortable talking about my emotions right now and neither are you but we have nothing else to talk about, so let's just enjoy each other's presence" kind of silence. A mutual understanding that they didn't want to talk about it. Any of it.

Next to Sunny, Leo shuffled a bit, rolling onto her side and almost smothering herself in her sheets.

Today, Sunny wanted to see their pa. Or at least, they wanted to see him sometime in the next 48 hours.

As such, they rolled out of bed, and headed to their own closet to pick out an outfit. They popped on their signature sunglasses and a baby blue dress with a poofy skirt that cut off at Sunny’s shins. Something nice in her dad's favourite colour.

They then got their weapons and armour on them, because she knew everyone would be mad at her if the left her house without it all (she still remembered getting chastised by Phil for being too weak for diamond armour the first time they met; it was scary) and headed to the storage terminal.

Sunny noted the location where her pa died on her map when Phil forced them and Chayanne to leave the body's side after it happened. It was circled in a hot pink felt tip. She then searched for the nearest waypoint. It would be a long boat journey away...

Oh well! Sunny had travelled to accountant Bad's on her own! She could do this! They were turning 3 months old, it was time they grew up.

So, they scoured the storage system for a boat and found a speedboat and a small little wooden rowboat, only big enough to fit one adult and one child.

Obviously, the speedboat felt like the smart choice. It was the fast boat for the long journey. Unfortunately, Sunny had never driven a speedboat before. Besides, she wasn't sure what all the little dials and meters inside meant but she was pretty sure it was low on fuel and Sunny didn't know how to give a boat fuel.

So, wooden boat it was! Sunny grabbed it and then hauled it over to Etoiles' waystone, before travelling to the nearest place to the body. They dragged the boat into the water and hopped in.

Oars were heavy. That's what Sunny worked out after 3 minutes of hard work. She wished she could've used the speedboat. Their arms were aching and they were tired and they kept accidentally splashing the water in their mouth and they wanted to go home. Go lie in bed with Leo again. Not wake up unless she had to. Maybe even miss her 3 month birthday. No one would care to throw a party for her anyway. Everyone who would was gone.

But they kept going. Kept rowing and rowing and rowing. Even if the water was scary and dangerous.

She had to see her pa today. She just had to.

[fr-likes-chocolate]

If someone hasn't already asked will you go further in you Bolas Cult Leader Fallen Angel philza au thing :D

Ive talked a bit about it at the moment, but this ask is perfect for talking more about Phil and his relations to other characters.

As mentioned earlier, Chayanne was a stray orphan Phil was trying to befriend before being taken by Soulfire (it wasn't even for cult reasons! He genuinely wanted to help the poor kid!). Phil does not take this well, lets just say that there was a weird noise that night as Phil did things I will not name to a large tree.

Wilbur is interesting. Phil met him before he started this conquest for power, and he really has never felt like “just a human” to Phil. He was actually the reason this cult started in the first place, after all, if Phil needs power to stay safe, and Phil staying safe means getting a father friend for Wilbur, then he would do anything. That's why I call Cellbit the first follower, Wilbur isn't a believer in the BS religion, Phil told him how to get to heaven and what it is like, but Wilbur doesn't really care for salvation. He is more along for the ride.

Missa was the one who took Chayanne in after soulfire found him. He felt really bad after he heard about the unspeakable things that happened (poor tree) he arranged for a peaceful meeting to talk. (not much has gotten done because Missa can't stop looking at Phil, he's really pretty.)

Kristen is an angel, her relationship to Phil and her involvement in this AU deserve their own post

[arinninjagosleftovers]

q!Tubbo Headcanons

This is gonna be a long one, so buckle up! There’s gonna be several sections and some headcanons are from other people and I will not care if you ‘steal’ mine, in fact I will actively encourage you to do so

All of this will be about the cubitos, even if I didn't put q! before every name

Visual (Outsider perspective)

His eyes looks like they’re clouded in a way? very muted, almost grey, green

He has a bunch of scars running across his face and assumably the rest of his body that looks like lightning or cracks

Brown hair with blonde tips, but when he joined it was just blonde

He’s missing an arm from spinning the wheel and replaced is with a robotic one that he can change depending on what tool he needs

He looks like some sort of avian. Sometimes.

...and sometimes, he looks like some sort of dragon.

Sometimes he looks like a goat!

Species

Tubbo is a very specific type of shapeshifter! He takes on traits from the people he hangs around the most, or the people he trusts a lot. And the eggs recognise that which is why Chayanne calls him an egg - because they do it too!

Some traits include

— The blonde hair, he got it from Phil, the reason it’s mainly brown now is because of Coypiso (will explain more)

— Feathers that kinda look like wings, got them from Phil

— Fangs, he got them from the eggs

— Talons/claws, from both Phil and Pac

It’s mostly from Phil, because they knew each other before Tubbo was unfrozen, and also I think Tubbo would say his prosthetic is enough mimicking Pac and Fit

He can hide these features, and he does with the wings because they get in the wings. When he first joined the island, he shifted between the different traits he's picked up on over the years (goat/bugs/avian/dragon) and depending on who he was talking to he was a different one. All of them included talons, and later on fangs after meeting the eggs.

Tubbo and god.

Tubbo is friends with a lot of demigods and knows a Goddess, who happens to be the wife of Philza!

The three that are the most present in his life on the island are

— Tommyinnit

— Bekymon

— piso4 / coypiso

Some posts that are related to this

What they’re demigods of

Who Tubbo follows also more thoughts on the demigods, how Tubbo connects with them etc

Who Tommy is connected to (and also how that relates to Phil and Wilbur)

The lightning that strikes him down? I don't think that's the feds. I think the admins and federation should be seperated more because they are. The admins are the ones striking Tubbo with lightning and blinding him. The admins are a higher power. That also absolutely hates Tubbo's guts because he has befriended three demigods, possibly more, and knows the Angel of Death, and the actual Goddess of Death. And their son, Wilbur.

He gets possessed by people a lot!! He's such a vessel and constantly has people talking inside his head or taking over his body. Chat is actually voices inside his head.

Just silly extra stuff

This is kind of species thing but also.. not? Tubbo can hear machines in a way only really aypierre can? Even then it's very different, because pierre speaks to the machines. Tubbo doesn't. Tubbo just like.. gets them.

Tubbo straight up has a phone. Why? Who knows! How did he get it? Good question! Why on god's green earth is the federation letting him keep it? Because they don't even know he has one. Who does, you ask? Nobody! Except for Chayanne because he called Jack Manifold that one time. Tubbo only uses it to call his friends and text his parents. He doesn't even realize he could use it to get out of here, or that maybe he should tell people he has phone.

The reason for Tubbo's eyes looking cloudy is mostly visual design! His vision is so much worse because of the fact he gets blinded by the admins so much that it permanently affected his eyesight. His goggles help him see better, he added prescription to them so he could see.

This post will absolutely get added onto as time goes on, I hope everyone who read this like my silly headcanons

[cosmic-d1ce]

You've talked about how players changed around Phil post-rescue, but did the eggs start acting any different around him after as well in any way? I get the feeling that once the lies and misinformation had all been resolved, they made sure to at least stick close to Phil when with him, not running off to who-knows-where the second something interesting catches their attention. After all, they never know if he might dissappear again...

Yeah the eggs act a little differently afterwards

Chayanne obviously, but surprisingly Dapper and Leo get very protective. Dapper because Bad was the person Phil ran to first, and Leo because they saw Forever hurting Phil which i haven't talked about yet but jshdhshbsjw

Richas is very affectionate, even if it takes Phil a while to be comfortable around him again.

Tallulah gets a little more fighting spirit in her and swears if she ever sees Forever again she will be "very very violent >:((" in her words

Ramon feels very guilty for being angry at Phil and does everything to make up for it, he brings Phil gifts, guides him around, leads him away from danger and the like

Bobby comes around more often for playdates so he can help make sure Phil is okay for Jaiden & Roier. They don't come around too much because they don't want to overwhelm Phil but Bobby goes around and tells his parents how hes doing

None of them want to 1. see their parents panic as much as they did upon finding out what happened and 2. see Phil disappear again bc hes such a good protector

[blockgamepirate]

I have thoughts on the current Chayanne and Tallulah angst

(Under cut because it's probably gonna be long)

Disclaimer: I'm just talking from the point of view of the eggs here, I'm not trying to accuse Wilbur, Missa or Phil (and obviously especially not the streamers) or anything, I'm just not focusing on them

So mostly talking about Tallulah here because tbh Chayanne's side of it is just me going "WAHHHH ;;A;;" because fucking hell that shit is rough. Losing one of your native languages as a bilingual kid is already rough, your absent parent coming home and immediately having a mental breakdown and avoiding you and talking about leaving again is a hundred times worse. There's not much else to say here, it's just a terrible situation. The only good thing about it is that Missa does still genuinely care about Chayanne, even if his own feelings of inadequacy and insecurity are getting in the way of demonstrating that in a way that would assure Chayanne.

But anyway, I definitely get how that must also look like from Tallulah's POV. They've both been waiting for their dads to come back and now Chayanne's finally did and it went terribly, even if it ended sooort of okay (although.... not without issues).

And much of that was about Chayanne changing. And Tallulah has absolutely changed, even if like Phil said she is still the same at her core. She's grown, she's learned to fight, something that Wilbur apparently really didn't want for her (sorry I still haven't actually watched the Wilbur VODs aside from the adoption one ahdjjfkg) she's been through a lot.

And a lot like Chayanne, she's spent most of her life in Phil's care now, and that shows.

So it's more than understandable that she would feel that Phil is just dismissing her anxiety. Sure Phil did lose hope of Missa coming back, but he has so much faith in people he cares about and wants to believe in them. He's paranoid about the Federation and the codes and also just normal everyday dangers, but he has a bit of a blindspot when it comes to his friends and just interpersonal drama. He wasn't ready for Missa's insecurities or how they could affect Chayanne. But it happened.

Phil also does not know how Tallulah and Wilbur's reunion will go (if it ever happens). He's so sure that it'll be great, but he doesn't know that, no matter how much he insists. It could go badly! There could be drama! Even if it's not Wilbur rejecting Tallulah, it could be something Tallulah interprets as rejection or disappointment.

And even if Phil is right and it'll all go perfectly, that doesn't help Tallulah right now, because just telling her that it'll be fine isn't addressing the sources of her anxiety. It just sounds like Phil is in denial or babying her. Which... I mean I wouldn't say that's accurate but it's not entirely inaccurate either. I think his instinct is to reassure Tallulah but it's not what she needs. And his instinct is to trust wholeheartedly in Wilbur but that doesn't help Tallulah either.

(Also, she knows for a fact that Wilbur didn't originally want a kid. She knows that it took a while to convince him to accept her into his life. She was there. She saw the hesitation. All of that was reasonable from Wilbur's POV because it really was correct that he wasn't able to take care of Tallulah the way a father should. He knew it from the start and he was right. But yeah, it's gonna be something that has to cause some insecurity issues for Tallulah.)

She needs Phil to actually address the worst possible scenario, I think. Just entertain for a minute the idea that Wilbur really does abandon Tallulah. What would happen then? Phil would keep looking after her, Phil would still love her. Or if Phil wasn't around anymore, the other islanders would. And if Wilbur did do that to her, she would have every right to be pissed off. It wouldn't be because there was anything wrong with her.

It would be an awful situation, but all the people who cared about her would still be there for her. And she could talk to the other kids who were also abandoned by one of their parents; Ramón, Pomme... am I forgetting anyone? idk. And she could talk to Chayanne too. She would not be alone.

It's not the most uplifting thing to think about, which is why I think it didn't even occur to Phil to even entertain that notion, but I think it would be more reassuring actually? At the very least to let her know that Phil is taking her seriously? And THEN he could tell her that it wasn't gonna happen because Wilbur would never. Idk, that's my hunch anyway.

Also, it's possible that part of this is about Tallulah herself feeling some resentment and anger towards Wilbur, and not knowing what to do about those feelings, because they're not what's expected of her. And this is where Phil's words might have made things worse, because Phil tries to appeal to her dedication to her papi, but what if she feels like her dedication isn't what it should be anymore?

Idk. Those are my thoughts. I'm not gonna call it analysis, I'm not putting enough effort into this to qualify as "analysis".

I'm alsl very sleepy so apologies if there are some weird bits in here

[pinkelotjeart]

you brought this upon yourself buddy

SO

Q!SLIME

AHGIEUWGFIWEUBFIWPUEF

im only gonna talk about q!slimes lore here so if you want to know more about the qsmp world as a whole just tell me and it would be my pleasure to explain it to you all you need to know is that: people were on a train, the train leads them to quesadilla island, shit happens there is an evil organization and they are stuck here

oh also they have kids

basically, all the people on the island got got paired up (one english speaker with one spanish speaker) and got an egg 

this is the egg phil got if you were wondering, his name is chayyane

and this is charlies egg, juanaflippa

charlie got paired up with mariana (mariana is fucking amazing btw i could also talk about him for hours)

now about flippa: shes canonically a trans girl,shes allergic to bees, grass, detergent, and fish and probably more stuff that i forgot, has a gun and shes a very sweet kid she deserves the world now slime and mariana weren't the most healthy couple. Charlie calls Slime “bitch wife” and mariana has been caught flirting with other men but they do both very much care for each other and they also VERY much care for flippa

i should also mention that the egg have two lives. If both lives are lost the egg dies forever

now everything is fine and dandy till flippa has her first death her first death was because of neglect

you see, if an eggs parents don't do tasks with their egg (ex of tasks are: reading a book to them, drawing with them, cooking something for the egg, etc) and, because mariana and slime didn't log that much on the server at first, flippa lost a life both slime and mariana were fucking desrtoyed and logged in regulary after that to make sure flippa didn't lose any more lives

also slime made a deal to the devil, yes the actual devil that is canon to the qsmp, in order to get a gun for flippa. the deal was that he had to kill chayanne (phils egg) and flippa would get the gun and slime did it!!

later when phil when to kill charlie, flippa shot him dead :]

happy times pass until

untill flippa loses her secod life So when the eggs go to bed they have very cute custom made bed skins?textures? idk but they are very cute here's an example of flippa in bed

very cute

so while mariana was watching over flippa while she slept, he did something that  is still remembered by the qsmp fans and gives us and the cc war flashbacks everytime its mentioned he misclicked while having and axe in hand he clicked on flippas bead and broke it and both flippa and the bed disappeared people started freking out everyone thought flippa was dead and one of the most insane qsmp events happened the trial

slime accused mariana of intentionally killing flippa and took mariana to court  (slime also maybe talked about killing all the eggs but thats not important rn) the trial is probably my favorite qsmp stream and even if you don't plan on getting into the qsmp i suggest you watch slims pov of it its genuinely so great

to make a long story short, the trialhappens and flippa gets reserected hurrayyyy

all is well everyone is happy things are great until flippa dies a third time mariana and flippa were exploring a dungeon and they got swarmed by mobs and while trying to kill the mobs around them,  he accidentally killed flippa

so flippa dies. she isnt coming back and slime may have gone a bit crazy he was/is consumed by grief he went into exile and lives thousands of blocks away from everyone. he tried to kill everyones elses egg but failed and even tho he stopped wanted to kill them and now lives them as a uncle, he still gets sad when he sees the parents and their kids together hes kinda stuck in limbo, he tries to get better and make progress and heal, but his grief still holds him back a lot

also maybe he turned into a green egg named gegg and maybe there is a monster that is impersonating flippa but my fingers are screaming in pain rn lmao so thats all ill say for now

if you do want to learn about gegg and codeflippa and maybe bolas please just tell me and i will happily come back to info dump some more :]

You know I absolutely lost it at the part where they gave the egg a gun - wnjdjwndjw I love the insanity of that all gosh. This is kinda as much as I was expecting cus I did know some stuff about the eggs- but I am enjoying the combination of angst and absurdity.

I think Bolas is the thing I’ve seen the most about- or atleast I’ve seen allot of cool fanart without context I’m curious 👀

[theredcuyo]

I just need to vent a bit-

So, its been a year and so now, isn't it?

It's curious to me how much Techno affected me even tho I wasnt one of his biggest fans at that time, and yet, I went thru some really, really hard times over this, and in some ways, I still am, up until recently I didn't feel the strength to watch his videos, up until recently even if I watched them I couldn't help but smile in a bittersweet way

Not too long ago I was finally able to laugh, to enjoy them again, to not think about how he's not here anymore while hearing his voice, and instead, have fun with what he left for us, and yeah, that's what everyone is been saying to do, but I'm sure I'm not the only one who struggled with actually doing it, because it IS hard, it's hard to not start to have fun and immediately remember "... He won't be doing this anymore now, huh?" and get sad all over again, even if we know he won't want us to still be crying

I got over it a week or so ago, I finally can watch the great potato war without sobbing for twenty minutes after watching it, and even if the grief won't go yet, I feel like im moving on, never leaving it all behind, but carrying the moments that made it hurt so much in first place, needless to say the happiest ones, in my heart, and overall, I'm full on energy, I've been inspired by him, by his all, like everyone, to do something, to give a meaning to what I do now, to be as strong as him-

And yet... The reason I write this is because of the grief left in me, I can't deny that whenever I go watch the qsmp streams a part of me can't help but wonder "wouldn't this have been so cool if Techno was here?, if he could've been here?"

I can't help but imagine him making fun of the eggs for practically being orphans, just to be forced to take care of one, can't help but imagine him immediately throwing one off of the wall, or maybe training Chayanne, and probably, growing to love Tallulah in a "I've had this child for five minutes, but in a anything happens to her I'll kill everyone in this server" kind of way

How he would tell Greek mythology stories to the eggs, but be the one person extremely against babysitting just to end up doing it a lot because of the insane amount of time he spends playing

Can't help but imagine how he would absolutely attempt presidential assassination against all the candidates and be completely against the federation without a doubt, and how he would've entered that dungeon left for them and absolutely destroyed it

Can't help but imagine Techno doing to forever the same thing he did whenever a baby zombie was near Philza

Can't help but wish the people who didn't get to know him outside of stories actually met him, and him talking to them with his bare knowledge of Spanish, and them reacting to the man himself talking about "blowing up a country" and "farming potatoes for +six months" or how "he once conquered the world" just to have them not believing it until Phil backed up the stories

Can't help but imagine a world where Tallulah didn't have to make an altar for him, and then i get back to reality to realize that... That's not the world where I live in, I live in the world where it's been more than a year since all of this possibilities became impossible and I feel genuinely hurt again, maybe more so over the thought of how much life he had ahead of himself, one that hurts me even more because he's the same age as my older brother

I like to wonder off in my mind sometimes, and imagine just for a bit of escapism, that he'd be giving Wilbur validation in his concerts, or that he would've bullied the life out of Dream when he did his face reveal, and also bullied Skeppy when he met up with bbh, or that he would've been in first line for Tommy's show

Technodad once mentioned on Reddit that Techno had been thinking of writing a story, and that too, would have been awesome to see, as much as all the plans he had and didn't get to do that I and all of his fans keep dreaming over

At the end, I think that the grief left in me, is over how much more time he should've had, over the future that we will never see

I'm sorry for this, I really just needed to vent, I don't want to sound disrespectful or anything really, just some thoughts I had inside of me and needed to get out, I'm sorry if it sounded weird or bad-

[isa-ghost]

If you're still doing Philza headcannons, how about some specifically about Phil, Chayanne, and Tallulah? I miss the kiddos...

qPhil headcanons masterlist

(NOT) SINGLE DAD EDITION LETS GO

Those two are the light of his fucking life ok. If you were someone that had something against him, they're how you get to him. They're how you hurt him. He will do ANYTHING for them. He'll kill his friends, he'll fly on broken wings, he'll die for them. Nothing matters more than those two kids.

He's not typically a very physically affectionate person. But to the kids? Suddenly he's a cuddler. Suddenly he's head kisses and carrying them on his hip just because he can. Suddenly he's braiding hair and painting nails and playfully tormenting them with tickles. They flip a switch in his brain.

Nothing could ever make him waver on how proud of them he is. Both of them. Chayanne so brave and strong, stressed to the teeth like his dad but persevering like a true warrior. Lullah is so loving and open, even in the face of so much pain and adversity. She's been through so much, largely alone, and yet she still has the strength to smile and be silly after everything. Ideally he wishes they would've never experienced any pain at all, but Quesadilla says Damn You All

Chayanne & Lullah can make him laugh until his stomach hurts, and they can do it faster than friends he's known for YEARS. Lullah especially is the queen of comedic nonverbal timing. All it takes is a certain look with a slow turn after Phil says something stupid and he's Dying.

His favorite thing is when either of them fall to pieces emote bc smth stupid happened. Or whenever they Orange Justice after smth fucked happens.

Listen. LISTEN. Don't be fooled by this man. He LOVES adventures with the kids. He loves them. The reason he refuses to venture out with them or go dungeon raiding with them super often is because survivalist brain is like if the worst happens, the Feds do not have your back. If you lose the kids you have nothing much to live for on this island. Do not risk their lives, even if it sounds fun.

He fucking loves watching the kids talk to the other eggs. The constant taptaptaptaptap of signs being placed while they chat together makes him giggle. He also loves watching them just crouch and silently communicate.

Dude Rose's love for the two of them makes his heart so full. Like legit the first time she told him "they're under my protection" he nearly cried. And not just from relief that they'd be safe from EK.

And related: Oh my GOD does he fucking love the term "fledglings" for them. It's SO CUTE. Rose was so right for that. Something about it drives home the thought of "these are MY kids" even more. He just 🥺

Chayanne's mask reminds him of Techno's boar one sometimes and it makes him wanna cry /pos. If Chayanne ever mentions being guided by Techno's spirit to fight EK Phil will never recover

He loves this "new era" of Lullah, between her cutting her hair short a while back and now dying it + changing her hat. It feels like she's getting more independent despite everything and considering Phil used to have to Really hover around her to help her out, he's the world's proudest papa about it

He's told them stories about all the hardcore gods (that he knows of) at this point. Rose bc ofc he did. EK bc he kinda had to. The others bc at this point he's expecting them to poke their heads around at one point or another too. Chayanne loves Blaze. Lullah still loves Rose the most. She's gone on a rant about "Papa how the fuck is Ocean Overlord a god when he fumbles things so badly???" He wishes he knew, Lullah.

He wants to take them on a flight so bad it hurts. Literally. He's more angry EK fucked up his wings maybe permanently bc he robbed them of that than he is that EK did it to spite him.

He really really really hopes they do hatch some day and become lil dragon hybrids bc then he can watch them fly and teach them how to do it well (the best he can while he's grounded) (he might get a little envious)

He fucking LOVES sparring with the kids. He goes easy bc he's insanely skilled and experienced compared to Two Literal Children but they catch on and improve So Quick and it makes him so unbelievably proud and excited to see them demonstrate their skills in a real (hopefully non-lethal) situation.

[arisu-arts]

i don't actually remember q!quackity threatening chayanne infront of tallulah? the only times i could think of when this would happen would be either when he broke down to wilbur or during the One Day of class but i don't think that was infront of tallulah? he told wilbur about his plans while tallulah was off in the garden, eitherway i don't think tallulah ever saw him as much as a threat and if push came to shove, chayanne can and will kill him ( please correct me on this tho since i Genuinely don't remember )

i also don't remember when he tried to kidnap tallulah? :O like unless you count the day he griefed her house but tallulah wasn't distressed? she went willingly and was immediately out the house the moment wilbur left and wasn't scared during that period, she herself also doesn't see it as kidnapping but ig you could agrue about it being a child perspective ig? if you count the most recent time quackity hung out with tallulah then i'm even more confused :o

wait unless you're talking about when the eggs were cracked, then yeah she was scared and distressed ! but i thought that was because of everything that was happening ( she got taken and cracked, she wanted to be with her family, she was scared etc ) rather than solely quackity—like he played a part in it but it was moreso something that added to a preexisting stressful situation rather than the sole reason, but if its referencing this then i get agree sorta

my memory is very bad so maybe i'm forgetting smth but that's thats how i see it ^_^ but anyways i could make a huge agruement on why i think it makes sense but really the True Reason why tallulah likes him is because tallulah's admin as a tnt bias lol

Alright so!Tallulah knew that Quackity wanted to harm chayanne from two moments one was when chayanne told her that quackity theatend him and missa and the other was when Quackity in a bad state when to her and wilbur and infront of her said ,,to confront chayanne in a violent manner" while holding a sword. She reacted by saing ,,what did you say" while poiting a sword at him, and after he left she said to wilbur ,,He better not touch chayanne". She was clearly upset abotu that and idk i guess for me it's weird how quickly she went to being nice to him after all that

I was refering to time after she got cracked where Quackity tried to take her by force from Phil becouse idk that whole thing was so weird and very sus like he lied to brazilians that she was his doughter to take her away and creamed at philza while all the eggs were hiding in the basement with tallula hidden in the corner and all eggs ready to fight. Of course they all were distressed becouse of the situation but when they all where in the bunker she acted more normal but when quackity appeared she went to the panic room chayanne build her and just crouch there while playing to herself. that looked very sad to me

[goobie-goo]

ok SO

afaik we arent completely 100% sure whats up with her but we’re 99% sure that she’s a code monster disguised as an egg

(if you wanna skip the background info scroll down to CODE EXPLANATION)

ok so. we’ve seen the code monsters before (im assuming you have, the black and green things that flew around killing eggs) - they took Bobby’s second life even. afaik we aren’t sure why? all that we really know about them is that they’re firmly anti-federation (the federation controls the island btw. you probably know this but just in case).

during the election dinner, tallulah and chayanne, who phil told to stay in the house, both went to the election dinner and were acting completely wrong (tallulah hardly spoke, chayanne clung to phil the entire time, etc) until eventually they revealed themselves as code monsters in disguise (and killed a presidential candidate). this is the first time something like this had happened and was the first time we learned something like this could happen.

it also wasn’t the mast time (they impersonated trump and someone else i believe).

fast forward, it’s slimecicle’s birthday! he, tallulah, and richarlyson (the brazilian egg) spend the entire time going on a birthday scavenger hunt set up by the federation. however, when he got home, shit went wild.

he went to his basement to end stream, but all of the lights just fuckin. disappeared. he turned around and there was a chest with a book inside saying to “follow the light” with a torch next to it. he followed the torches all the way to his mine, where there was a secret train (“train”, it’s more like an oversized minecart) that led him into a HUUUUGE lush cave directly beneath his house.

at the bottom of the cave was a house, which “Juanaflippa” was in (ill explain the quotes in a sec). the two of them reunited, however, very abruptly, flippa said she “had to go” but she would “be back soon”. she runs off and disappears even after slime calls out for her and he’s left crying at the bottom of the cave.

over a month later (in real time. he didnt stream for 3+ weeks kekw, and then when he did log on there wasnt any lore lmao), slime logs onto the qsmp where goes down to the cave again to see if he was imagining it or if flippa was really there. he gets sidetracked for an hour but eventually he makes it down to the bottom and flippa is in the house again. hooray! the two talk and she gives him a book with some “egg tasks” that they need to do.

the two run around the server (flippa hidden) completing tasks, and im pretty sure every single person online knew flippa was there (subtlety is not practiced in the misclick household). the two are happy and we get another bedtime rap at the end of the stream.

i dont think i need to summarize today’s stream cause you can watch it yourself but basically slime and flippa finally tell everyone that she’s “alive” and they all do tasks together.

CODE EXPLANATION_________________

tl;dr: she isnt speaking properly, she isnt acting how she normally would, she has a newfound hatred for the federation and a love for the codes, and once she turned up slime coincidentally got “infected” by something (that is seemingly code-related).

the main reasons i can think for “flippa” being a code of off the top of my head:

- the way she types. she basically uses 1337, like ‘H3¥ D@d’ and ‘1 L0v3 y00000uuu’. i dont think we’ve seen codes type with signs like this (could be wrong) BUT, it’s kinda weird how flippa never spoke like this and the code’s whole thing is based around numbers

- her behavior and “memory loss”. she hardly remembers anything (people, places, events, etc). this could be chalked up to death being funky like that, but the fact that she forgot she was vegan and most of her other allergies is kinda. also, she doesn’t really use any newer emotes, which is… odd.

- she is ADAMANTLY anti-federation. they had to name cockroaches after their worst enemies for a quest and she put 3 variations of the federation (‘the federation’, ‘cucurucho’, ‘anyone who supports the federation knowing the bad things they do’). she also broke the sign slime put saying that the code monsters were enemies, which, considering they killed eggs, is kinda weird.

- this only applies to today’s stream, but slime has been like. infected. by something? the green slime on his shoulder turned black and there were multiple points throughout the steam where his voice completely glitched (the screen glitched as well the first time). apparently, this is not the only time something like this has happened, and wouldn’t you know it, the other time was code-related. a player named etoiles received a powerful shield from the codes that ended up corrupting his arm (i dont know how/if this resolved, i only learned about this from phil and cellbit the other day lol). interesting

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lmk if there’s any clarification needed, i wrote this in one go very late at night lol

hopefully it makes sense

I decided to just click on slimecicle’s stream and WHY IS MY GIRL FLIPPA BACK????? Someone PLEASE explain the qsmp for me I haven’t been watching since like June

[basketsys]

oh yeah it is my time to shine (long af post below the cut)

everything began in august 2023, everyone arrived in trains, philza had his wings clipped by the federation before sending him off by the train, he only realized after waking up in the train, he didnt know how long he slept but oh look there wilbur, son shaped, youre now son (<-actual quote)

there was a huge mess since there wasnt any in games translators nor subtitles in the first 3 days so everyone relied on broke english/spanish (they were only englih and spanish speakers back then) and there was the massive wall and some adbandoned buildings so there was a puzzle to be done and there were people at eitehr side of the huge wall on the island (first day was all conected, no breaking no spawn, nobody had even the tools to even break thru it, it was only 20 MINUTES) so once they finally solve the uzzle there was a button like 20 blocks avobe and everyone when to press it, and wal now exploded, at least a bit so people could get thru, and there was reunion,seeing familiar and stranmge faces, so after this phil just goes away and starts playing the game finally, and goes to a mine and luzu tags along so they talk and chat a bit while caving and get loot and stuff, he didnt even have a house so yeah he just yolo'd it

week 2 was when the eggs got introduced with daily quests, he gets partnered with Missa to take care of chayanne, build a dirt house on top of the wall, small farm (he didnt know that the eggs were actual players atp, they thought they were like ai's or even npc's so he just kept feeding him SEEDS) and quests get done.

there was at some point the fight with the first code monster? but they didnt have the fancy models they have now, it was only a green and black skin, and phil did win angiast him with fit by trowing bomb at the roof of the (what once used to exist) gas station

at some point in the first month charlie tries to kill chayanne while he was sleeping so afther this phil goes full paranoic and builds with securitycraft (one of the firsts to apply that) but somewhere chayanne still loses a life bc he didnt coordinate w missa properly so now chayanne had 1 life instead of 2. time passed and missa started dissapearing (tokyo trip) and wilbur came back, and he had an egg now too, so aftyer getting told that wil wasnt able to take care of her wil gave tallulah's costudy to phil completely until he came back.

there also was a court to debate the death oif juanaflippa which phil attended, but it came to the conclution she should be back and then she got killed again not so long after

the last day wilbur was online was the day an announcement appeared saying that the eggs would dissapar the next day, and tahst what actually happened, they got all kidnapped and all parent were asking cucurucho where tf were there, at some point the federation said that they were back to the adption center and they came back all weak and with cracks on their shells, they still have those cracks to this day but are not that weak anymore.

there was once night that the nightmare happened, it was basically both the eggs and phil going out on boat and arriving to a village at night, the thing is, there was an invisible mob in that village, it was too strong and at that time they only had iron and diamon armour. the night ended with both eggs dead and phil dead too. thoie egg deaths were later reversed and dont count as canon due to the mob being too strong and having a very thin pssibility of spawning. that night is what is later refered as "the nightmare"

months would pass, neitehr missa nor wilbur showing signs of coming back anytime soon, more code attacks happening, and there was the loss of talullah's first life by the attack of a code monster, and being phil who accidentally killed her bc of the (now patched) sweeping edge glitch in front of vegetta's house

the months would pass like this, more code attacks, he got down bc of one when the attack was targeted at pomme (the brazilians and french arrived atp)

at some point also phil recived 2 threaths from the code monster(s), one was a poppy, otehr a potato, they were coming for the eggs and every parent recieved something similar

so after the whole precidency election phase, then there was a dinner and the code monster tarted attacking again, now basically pretending to be the eggs, phil told chayanne and tallulah to not wake up for the dinner, so it was a surprise to see both of his "children" be here, so after literally not even 5 minutes, he instantly cloked in "you are not my child" after asking tallulah why was she there, at the end of the dinner the codes attcked and phil could kill both of the codes impoersonating his eggs

fast fowarding more months, phil was away on a trip so he came back to the island with the surprise that the eggs dissapeared, his children were gone, eevryone's children were gone, they left their belongings and didnt left a note, he discovered that the eggs were all dirty, like they were covered in mud and kept saying that they felt weak, they couldnt even wear armour bc of how they felt, and thats when teh maze appeared, who cheered (the vain of everyone existance)

so one month since egg dissapeared wilbur comes back, is in denial, blames phil for not trying to find their eggs in the middle of the maze, phil tells him off that he did in fact tried everything in their power already and the maze is currently one of the strongest clues at that point and ppints out how he was actually there for wilbur's ouw daugther while he was away being a rockstar so he gives him a teleport scroll and teleports away from there, after a while and finally getting at the end of the maze they find cryptic stuff and clues but nothing solid so he goes back to wilbur and apologizes and starts explaining all abt the black concrete and the children leaving messages in chests to communicate to them, so they do that in tallulah's bedroom, and wilbur is gone again (hasnt came back to the server)

after so many days not seeing any progress on the investigagtion of the eggs missing from teh federation, phil covered the presidential federation bilding in cobblestone, and left a single message on top inside a chest "a cage for a cage"

then tehre was the mexican independence day, a whole event but the eggs werent there, its been months now, but he got to see his (platonic) husband again. at the end of the day, he went to sleep and woke up to find his trapdoor inside his base have been destroyed, so he went down and discovered a single chest, thinking it was from his children it said to travel light, to not bring anything with him. so he did and went to the coords that was in that same book. upon arriving he saw a bird house, in a beutiful forest in the middle of nowwhere, he got in screaming his childrens' names, asking "did you guiys build this?" to the air thinking they were there, going up every story trying to find them, then he saw the chest on top of that table with a single book inside. "a cage for a cage", you could hear the distress in his voice when he cried and realized, he heard a shingle "hahaha" taht caracterized the white bear of the federation, he tried to punch him to only see him behind him and how he left, leaving phil inside, trapped in that cage.

the cage arc lasted a week, it was basically no qsmp stream for a week, after that week meanwhile he was streaming hardcore he suddently said "chat you went quiet" and started fading to black, cut to philza inside the cage suddently waking up and saying "i was dreaming again", eating golden apples and it was visible how he was using those as his only food source. he apparently spend his week sleeping and trying to get out without any luck, so after all that he saw that the door was now, normal, one that he can open, so he went out, followed a path that lead to an open door office where cucurucho was seated, he asked the bear "what are you doing here? what did you do to me?" the bear only replied with a book that said "you should wake up now, before you forget how to" and he woke up, in his basement where he sound the chest, with the independece day clothes still on him. after that he catched up on what did he missed and what has happened in his absence. not so long after he actually went back to the bird house was located in the middle of teh forest, he came backk to nothing, absolutely nothing, it was gone, like it was never there, and he kept going and going, he bourght fit one time to show him, but still, nothing

some weeks later the mini me event happen and everyone gets a mini me (this isnt that important tbh but it gives this whole post continuation)

after that, phil starts with the visions and derelazations! (funnn) he sees a lot of vegetation at the end of tallulah's garne inside the wall and see a book and a painting of a skull with rose vines around it, the book said something along the lines of "im so sorry child of the sky you had been taken from your ability to fly" and to this day it hasnt been confirmed if that message was from eitehr rose or from kristin, but after taking a photo and leaving to tell fit, the photos dissapear and when he takes both fit and pac to his basement, the book nor painting are no longer there

time passes and the parents recive a starnge mesasge in a video (twitter), one was from chayanne, it has his floatie in a snowy biome and it said " dad, no matter what, protect talullah"

this is when purgatory starts, a whole week of pain and grinding and misery, the most important things to note here is that he was the leaader of the red team, on the 4th day eveyrone had to do an elytra course but phil being already an avian, he had his wings healed, at least temporaly, he could now fly again but only did it sometimes since they were still damaged, at the end of purgatory he had to fight tubbo, the leader of the blue team, he won. the watcher then imformed that the island was not abt to be exploded thank to a fucking nuke that maxo had up his ass (<- i wish i was making that up, but no, its canon), so now everything collapsing he took tubbo with a lasso, ussed the grappling squok (is like a crossbow that functions almost like spiderman's webs) and took flight with tubbo being carried by him, they arrived to the boat taht was waiting for them with some spare time, his wings almost broke again. after some minutes, the island collapsed, the nuke went off and the boat got away, they could only save dapper, the oterh eggs dissapeared after the earthquake.

3 days passed, phil finaly wakes up in the boat, goes back to his base and finds tubbo and catches up with him, telling him that his wings are broken again since his body weigth was too much for them.

days pass and the eggs are back, but theyre in a hospital, theyre in a coma and they stay like that for 3 days, all the eggs that lost a life before now have it back, and now 3 new eggs appeared, sunny side up, empanada and pepito. they are assigned new parents by cucurucho and then left off by their own accord.

after that, the eggs woke up, everyone was up, chayanne and tallulah immediently went looking for eachother, everyone was happy they were back alive, then everything was explained, the eggs recieved a note, a message, a threat, that made them escape and hide away, the treat was that they werre gonna hurt their parents, so they ran and camped all toghther in the quesadilla island for a while, then the wheels appeared, it was the wheels that separated them into 3 teams and took them to egg island, chayanne felt a lot of guilt from making such a desition and guiding them all away, but phil told him " listen, if i were you i wouldve done the same, you didnt make a mistake, you did what was best for your siblings and for us, its ok" and that was it for that night

days later, another hallusination (nobody cheered), it was the ender king, he was coming for him, making threats of finding him, now that his children were there he asked them while the painting and book were there, he took pictures that he showed them, they couldnt see what he sees, he told fit "it happened again, come with me please", he showed him, nothing, it was gone again, but fit and the eggs belived him completely no matter what

even more days later, he wakes up and find the room filled with flowers and vines, it was beutiful but also inexplicable, he find them all the way down in the basement and he find a chest with a message in it, it also had a rose inside, it said to spend the day with the nestlings and to then go back to the forest that caused him so much pain, after the day was done, he did as it said and found a monument, a garden? a sanctuary. it was protected by rose herself, it had a chest in the middle where they could communicate to eachother, it explained how she was now protecting him and the eggs, she knew about the ender king being after him so shes taking care of it, she isnt as powerful here as she is back in hardcore tho but he was still grateful for it

oh god, luffy appeared (no not monkey d luffy from hit anime one piece, its an little eye creature from back to egg island), they came all the way in a boat to find his friends, bagi, fit and tubbo, also it escaped from the federation since they were doing experiments on him and questioning him. after taking care of luffy for a while the eye workers from egg island appeared, looking for luffy to take him back, phil then resisted and fought the workers to defend luffy. after a while they retrieved and left ehind a treat, "you have 3 days to return the creature, if you dont were killing your child". after the fight and recalling th information, they took luffy to spawn and the federation appeared, they were taing luffy back and phil fought again to defend him, he was unsuccsessful this time and luffy was taken again, he threatened agent 18 (cop uniform, usually wearing chainmail pants) that they dont hurt him nor torture him again, agent 18 didnt budge and didnt care. s he just send phil off and back to his egg. after that fight, rose manifested herself, she changed the floor for bushes, changed the envireoment around phil and chayanne and healed them, she dropped a book saying how she was sorry for not being able to help earlier.

the 3 days passed and phil told the ye workers that the federation took luffy back, the workers didnt hear what he was saying, they were just demanding the creature, after that they went straight for chayanne and tallulah, fortunetly the eggs were unharmed after that but from that day onwards, the attacks started

anotehr hallusination happens in the meantime, the ender king again trying to reach phil, he sees the trail of the ender king in common spots that phil deems dear and private, for only him and his family, and he leaves a book, a message, a warning. the ender king is getting angry, hes not furious on how he is escaping from him, how he isnt able to find him thanks to rose and that hes only waiting for her to lower her guard so he can finally reach him. he tells rose, tells her that hes contacting him, or at least trying to. he tells her "Contact the blaze empress"

so many attacks has been happenning that empanada lost a life due to the workers, phil blames himself for it. on one of the times they appear, they talk to phil again after demandint to talk to him. they try and argue for the creature again, no change, they attack again and go after phil, the eggs are safe in the sactuary

after a while, rose replies back! she says that contact with the blaze empress wasnt possible, it is also explained that rose and the otehr deities did notice phil's absence and that it did take them all this time to finally locate him, so that not only brought rose's attention, it also brought the ender kings attention, she said, and i quote "i dont know what his plans are, but nobody really know what a vasseless deity like him is capable of doing". so yeah all chat is teorizing tha the ender king wants to use phil as a vassel

this is now where we reach present time, phil is in prison and only today did he had contact with his husband again after so long (didnt mention it but when phil had the ender king hallusination in his house, he discovered that missa was living along the farm animals, between the fish tanks, after another night chayanne brought missa to rose's sacntuary so he could sleep there with all the family)

so yeah, thats the q!phil's lore, tomorrow we discover if he gets cruxified, possesd by the ender king (some chatters call him enderpookie) or what the fuck happens

Does anyone want to tell me all the Philza lore so far?

I have absolutely no time in my day to watch any vods, esp not live, and ive been hearing some interesting things from Phil with the Enderking?? and Hardcore connecting to qsmp, and i dont have the time to watch that many vods to find the lore haha

Is there a Philza watcher out there that wants to infodump to me about Phils lore?

I have the lore vaguely up until Purgatory 1 its just after than i got v v busy

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deathduo (phil&missa)

- phil is definitely the type of apologise immediately like the second after the fight ends, like he immediately feels terrible for even starting it let alone taking it that far, and wants to make sure that it won't happen as soon as possible after the argument

- also phil, he experienced the kidnappings the first time, and there's always the threat of the enderking sitting in the back of his mind

- neither lmao its chayanne that does all the cooking (hc that he also caters for their weekly date nights - tallulah plays music for romantic background noise of course)

- definitely missa, phil sits at the back of the room pretending he can't see the light behind his husbands eyes and ignore the gaping plot holes in the narrative

- what are you talking about definitely phil cmon ...fitmc? ...etoiles? he literally flirts with everyone and only chilled out when fit and pac finally got together

- missa, whenever he hears about phil being friendly with the other islanders his stomach immediately drops and suddenly whoever filled him in is getting interrogated about who the hell these people are and why the hell are they flirting with my husband (also recent occurrences has revealed phil can get pretty protective of his missa - yes phil, we know hes yours)

- it's always missa that turns over in the bed to snuggle closer to phil, though phil welcomes him with open wings and secretly enjoys it just as much

- phil definitely, he's spoken about he only celebrates special occasions for other people so the anniversaries just slip his mind every now and again. missa understand though, he doesn't see it as a problem

- the old crow always brings the shinies, leaves them on missas bedside table, whether he's found them himself or they were gifts from his crows, there's always something

- odd opinion but I think phil did, maybe missa thought it for longer but was too scared to say it, then phil said it by accident one day and the truth occurred to him, he did love missa

out of our established couples on the island, who is the one in the relationship that:

- apologises first after a fight

- wakes up to look after their egg(s) in the middle of the night after a nightmare

- does most of the cooking

- creates a new story to tell to their egg(s) before sleeping whilst the other listens in and smiles dreamily

- flirts with other people without realising

- is more jealous

- initiates cuddles

- always forgets the couple’s anniversary

- buys little gifts regularly ‘just because’

- said i love you first